HARD SKIN


Fat Bob here from Hard Skin.......with your fucking interview. This is the way that Bob answered my interview, but he answered fast but he seems to be in an evil mood when he answered my questions in the end of January 05.

 

History?

-MY MUM AND DAD DID A FUCK AND CREATED FAT BOB AND

I THINK MAYBE NIPPER'S AND JT'S MUM AND DAD DID

THE SAME THING.WE PAID FOR AND DRANK BEER UNTIL

TEN YEARS AGO WHEN WE FORMED AN OI BAND.NOW WE

GET BEER FOR FREE.

 

It was a while since the last CD, why?

-BECAUSE WE ARE LAZY OLD CUNTS

 

Is it true that it sold nearly 100000 copies of your last album?

-IT'S TRUE UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE OTHERWISE

 

What does punk mean to you, is it only a word or is it a lifestyle?

-PUNK IS A LOAD OF OLD HORSE SHIT IF YOU ASK ME.SKINHEAD 'TIL DEATH

 

What about the skinhead-thing, are you bored of talking about it?

-HOW CAN YOU BE BORED OF TALKING ABOUT THE

SKINHEAD THING?? IT'S FUCKING TOP BANANA MATE

 

But why did it became so that the naziskinheads took over it and made them to theirs when the first skinheads was both black and white?

-THE NAZIS TOOK NOTHING.THEY ARE A BUNCH OF PIG

IGNORANT CUNTS THAT NEED A BOOT TO THE BALLS.

 

Politic and music, does it goes hand in hand?

-OF COURSE. POLITICS IS MUSIC AND MUSIC IS POLITICS

 

Is there any good political band around right now?

-THE OPRESSED ARE BACK AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

 

Is there any good bands in England right now?

-THE DOWN AND OUTS WHO JUST RELEASED AN ALBUM ON

SOME STRAIGHT EDGE LABEL FROM THE NORTH OF

ENGLAND BUT DON'T LET THAT PUT YOU OFF. IT'S

UNEMPLOYED ANTHEMS FOR THE MASSES. THEY SHOULD

BE FAMOUS

 

What do you know about Sweden? What is typical swedish?

-ALL I KNOW ABOUT SWEDEN IS ABBA HAD TWO FIT BIRDS

IN THEM AND NEARLY 99% OF THE WOMEN IN SWEDEN

HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND ARE FIT

 

Have you heard any good swedish bands?

-NO

 

How is a good concert with you?

-THE BEST. IT'S LIKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAVING

A GOOD SHAG AND A WANK. HARD SKIN IS THE MOST

AWESOME SHAG YOU'VE EVER HAD WHILST OTHER BANDS

ARE OK AND SATISFYING LIKE A WANK

 

The audience, is it only skinheads or how does it look like on a concert

with you?

-SKINZ AND PUNX AND SOMETIMES THE CRUSTIES BRING THEIR DOGS

 

Do you have good contact with your fans?

-OF FUCKING COURSE. WE LIKE TO GIVE OUR FANS THE

OPPORTUNITY TO BUY US A BEER AFTER THE GIG

 

Is it many interviews, is it boring? Most boring question?

-WE DON'T DO MANY INTERVIEWS CAUSE THEY ARE

BORING. THE MOST BORING QUSTION IS PEOPLE ASKING

WHAT'S THE MOST BORING QUESTION

 

Which is the question you never get but you want to have, please ask it

and answer it?

-OUT OF 10 RATE YOURSELF AS A LOVER??

10

 

Why Household Name Records? Or Oi Sold name Records?

-CAUSE THE LADY THAT RUNS THE LABEL KAFREN IS HOT

AS HELL AND SHE SAID SHE'D GO OUT ON A DATE WITH

ME IF WE RELEASED OUR ALBUM ON THEIR LABEL

 

Are you satsifed with the latest CD Same Meat...? What could you have done better?

-IT'S THE BEST ALBUM SINCE "HARD NUTS AND HARD

CUNTS" AND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY BETTER

 

How have the reviews been?

-I'VE NOT SEEN ANY YET

 

Do you care about reviews?

-NOT IN THE FUCKING SLIGHTEST

 

Which is the most peculiar review you ever have got?

-THE ONE THAT MENTIONED THAT WHEN HE PLAYED THE

FIRST ALBUM, HIS BIRD USED TO GET NAKED AND GO

CRAZY.FUCKING ODD BUT COOL BEHAVIOUR

 

WHat is the most peculiar which have happened during your career, in the

band, on stage or in the audience?

-SOME WOMAN GOT ON STAGE AND TOOK HER TOP OFF, DID

A HAND STAND AND THEN PISSED HERSELF. IT WAS IN

BREMEN

 

Please rank your five favourite records, favourite concerts and five most important things in life?

-1.COCKNEY REJECTS-GREATEST HITS VOLUME 1

2.COCKNEY REJECTS-GREATET HITS VOLUME 2

3.COCK SPARRER-LIVE AND LOUD

4.SHAM 69-THAT'S LIFE

5.DOWN AND OUTS-BOYS FROM THE BLACKSTUFF

 

First, last and most expensive record ever bought?

-FIRST:SHAM 69-I DON'T WANNA 7" IN 1978 on STEP FOWARD

LAST:SHAM 69-HURRY UP HARRY 7" (JAPANESE PICTURE SLEEVE)

EXPENSIVE:SKIN DEEP-FOOTBALL VIOLENCE 7" For 500 EUROS

 

 

The most embarrassing record in your collection?

-VARIOUS - BREWED IN SWEDEN VOLUME 2..........ONLY JOKING

 

Please tell me a little about every member in the group, age, family, work, interest and something bad about every one?

-FAT BOB/49/2 KIDS and 3 WIVES/UNEMPLOYED/I LIKE

BIRDS AND BEER/I'M LAZY,SMELL,FART A LOT,SNORE

AND AM BORING

 

NIPPER/39/4 KIDS AND A GERMAN WIFE/UNEMPLOYED/HE

LIKES BEER AND BIRDS AND DARTS/ HE IS A JOCK AND

ONCE DRUMMED IN OI POLLOI

 

JT/28/NO KIDS AND NO GIRLFRIEND/WORKS ON A FRUIT

AND VEG STALL/HE LIKES BOYS.....ONLY JOKING....

HE LIKES BEER AND BIRDS AND DARTS/ HE IS ALWAYS

RIGHT AND NEVER WRONG EVEN IF HE IS WRONG.

 

You´re interested in Millwall I suppose, I saw them once against my favourite team in Sweden(second division) GAIS, have you heard about them, we have a very good supporters and that have Millwall too in some different way?

-WE ARE MILLWALL NO LIKES US WE DON'T CARE

WE ARE MILLWALL SUPER MILLWALL FROM THE DEN

NEVER HEARD OF GAIS...ARE YOU SURE THEY REALLY EXIST??

 

Is it much fights on their matches or why do they have the bad reputation?

-OF COURSE THERE'S RUCKS - IT'S A WAY OF LIFE.

 

Futureplans for the band?

-SWEET FUCK ALL-TOO MANY BANDS ARE OBSESSED WITH DOING STUFF

 

For yourself?

-TO EAT MYSELF EVEN FATTER

 

Wisdomword?

-ALWAYS WEAR A RUBBER JOHNNY IF YOU ARE DOING A FUCK

 

Something to add?

-NOWT LEFT TO BANG ON ABOUT MATE

OVER AND OUT

FAT BOB